corporateaccount:

thefinnishprince:

corporateaccount:

walmarts:

corporateaccount:

hey

I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior

i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them

wouldnt the banana like

explode

i don’t give a shit

just came back from the nightvale concert i scream and i cry

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

charmancler:

what you say: nicki minaj is untalented and a whore
what i hear: i’m boring and misogynistic and racist

naughty-chekov:

the weirdest part about discovering one of your kinks is looking back on your childhood/past and seeing it there

like

real-life foreshadowing

tastefullyoffensive:

[frozenspark]

categoryfivenerd:

Turn offs

  • fanart where Amethyst/Sadie/Rose Quartz/Steven is skinny
  • fanart/photo/gif edits that lighten Steven’s skin 
  • fanart where Garnet doesn’t have textured hair
  • FANART WHERE AMETHYST IS SKINNY
  • STOP IT
  • SHE IS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL ENERGY ALIEN WHO IS THOUSANDS MAYBE MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD AND THE FORM SHE CHOSE IS THAT OF A SHORT FAT WOC
  • STOP MAKING HER SKINNY

caninevillain:

if i see andrew hussie in public i promise ill immediately start fighting him i have nothing to lose and everything to gain